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20.9.08

La femme-Rolex

J'ai rencontré mon Italienne dans un dîner entre amis
Je me suis dis: "Ce s'ra la mienne!" dans à peine une heure et d'mi
Mais elle était dure en affaire, pas facile de la niquer
Millions, maisons, vue sur la mer, "demain je t'emmène chez Mickey!"

Une fois posés sur papier le terme des négociations
Elle s'acquitte devant huissier, pour éviter réclamation,
De l'acompte sus-mentionné, il faut dire que c'est allé vite
Pour elle, simple formalité, car elle en a sucé des bites !

Tu es une femme-Rolex, je fais bling-bling avec toi
Mon argent contre ton sexe, et je t'accroche à mon bras

Nous vivons l'amour véritable, c'est écrit dans les journaux
Vous en discutez tous à table, du fourrage pour les prolos
Chaque semaine en voyage, dans des pays merveilleux
Oh c'est le grand déballage, nous vous en mettons plein les yeux

Nous visitons la voisine, une reine très haut-placée
Et régalons les convives d'un strip-tease organisé
Il faut les voir les rosbifs, quand elle recharge leurs accus
Quand leur libido se rebiffe, quand ils n'ont d'yeux que pour son cul

Tu es une femme-Rolex, je fais bling-bling avec toi
Mon argent contre ton sexe, et je t'accroche à mon bras

Au travail, une de mes collègues spécialisée dans la justice
Me dit "Tu ne parles que d'elle, jusqu'à nous conseiller son disque !"
Je réponds donc à la jalouse "Va plutôt me faire un café
Et laisse donc tomber les partouzes, car tu vas t'y faire engrosser"

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Ce qu'en disent les bons apôtres, que c'est une perversion
A dire vrai, et bien, je m'en moque parce que c'est moi qui fait la loi 
Je veux du luxe, non pas du toc, que ça brille, avoir l'air d'un roi

Tu es une femme-Rolex, je fais bling-bling avec toi
Mon argent contre ton sexe, et je t'accroche à mon bras

Hélas, de ma femme modèle, les charmes se tariront
Une rustine, un bridge, une atèle, payer toutes les réparations
Mieux vaut l'envoyer à la casse, elle passe plus le contrôle technique
Ils lui ont refait toute la face, on dirait l'inspecteur Derrick

Un concours télévisé, pour dénicher la remplaçante
SMS vous allez payer, pour choisir la belle ignorante
Première-dame-academy, c'est le nouveau divertissement
Un' pouffiasse de plus dans mon lit, et retour sur investissement

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Mon argent contre ton sexe, et je t'accroche à mon bras

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